tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post9137887058165645125..comments2010-04-15T12:49:59.399+04:00Comments on Line of Controll: Abandon hope all ye who enter herePrank Moodyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11927403711958248055noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-80931999598893855702008-11-12T11:52:00.000+04:002008-11-12T11:52:00.000+04:001- Dubai radio stations. Thought of typing "on loo...1- Dubai radio stations. Thought of typing "on loop" but they seem to do that for us already.<BR/>2- Watching people get drunk and hitting on everyone then to hear them bitch about it and proceed to do it again the next night.<BR/>3- Stuck on a road with white women in their 4x4s<BR/>4- The LebaneseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-66383107286164910052008-11-11T15:33:00.000+04:002008-11-11T15:33:00.000+04:00In no particular order and as "t" approaches infin...In no particular order and as "t" approaches infinity:<BR/><BR/>* Being trapped in the Kretiv world... (mirror image of the creative world in a parallel universe) where the climax of creativity consists of coming up with an option C that combines options A and B... uhh... wait... no, scratch that. nevermind... confusing my tenses... the afterlife comes after this one.<BR/><BR/>* Being trapped in Disney's "It's a Small World" ride which (don't be facetious) differs widely from Dubai in that it's enhanced with a repetitive sound track... but come to think of it...<BR/><BR/>* Living in WhoVille and shopping for X-mas decoration all year long.<BR/><BR/>* Dating someone who thinks Antonym is a gay guy's name.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-57095778296797507282008-11-10T19:36:00.000+04:002008-11-10T19:36:00.000+04:00Hell is...a room full of Paolo Coelho books.a room...Hell is...<BR/>a room full of Paolo Coelho books.<BR/>a room full of jagals who feel like talking.<BR/>a room full of soon-to-be brides AND their future mothers-in-law.<BR/>a room full of chocolate and no water.<BR/>a room with Celine Dion in it.brioche insipidehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12228044185536151710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-44623500230134682782008-11-10T14:46:00.000+04:002008-11-10T14:46:00.000+04:001) Waiting for a cab during rush hour in Bur Dubai...1) Waiting for a cab during rush hour in Bur Dubai <BR/><BR/>2) discussing 'boys' with a girl who doesn't understand why he didn't call back... "but i've called him 400 times and sent him 30 messages!?" "I don't get it!?" "He must be hurt or lost somewhere.. *gasp* maybe even dead.."<BR/><BR/>3) dicussing 'life' with an extreme optimist.<BR/><BR/>4) Japanese burial torture whilst Mariah Carey sings to you until you die (her new crap)-(Contributed by a colleague at work)<BR/><BR/>5) Listening to Britney saying/singing "Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeh Yeah..." FOREVER<BR/><BR/>When I think of more.. I'll let you know :)Vakkatahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12235759538034487115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-82525353369585134232008-11-10T14:22:00.000+04:002008-11-10T14:22:00.000+04:00If those who profess to believe in hell, actually ...If those who profess to believe in hell, actually believed in it, shit, they wouldn't do ANYTHING wrong. <BR/><BR/>Hell would be a place with a head full of fleeting genius level ideas without a pen and paper.<BR/><BR/>But to return to the fire and brimstone thing, when I think of how hot it is in Dubai during August, well, I'd reconsider the lake-of-fire-not-being-so-bad idea.<BR/><BR/>But what about Chinese water torture until the water erodes a hole in your head. And they're playing Celine Dion does Christmas gansta techno yodeling. Forever.<BR/><BR/>Hmm...maybe I'd take the lake.Frenzy S. Hunter.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04247110220542400965noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-37229735758522949562008-11-10T13:53:00.000+04:002008-11-10T13:53:00.000+04:00I always thought of C-Bar as the waiting room to h...I always thought of C-Bar as the waiting room to hell. But now it's been elevated to a new status.<BR/><BR/>To be added to the list... <BR/>Sho Chos on a Sunday night.<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6Uqc<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you've seen this.Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06349337118707167041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-86839876695209670142008-11-10T02:03:00.000+04:002008-11-10T02:03:00.000+04:00Another definition of hellhttp://www.youtube.com/w...Another definition of hell<BR/><BR/>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFGrQMD6UqcAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5103997398656705376.post-51091382246005137442008-11-10T01:57:00.000+04:002008-11-10T01:57:00.000+04:001)Zapatero, spanish "president".2)Aznar never appr...1)Zapatero, spanish "president".<BR/>2)Aznar never appreciated<BR/>3)Ignorants never understanding<BR/>4)The last sip in a bottle of Pacharan (or any alcohol)<BR/>5)Limits<BR/>6)Non-limits<BR/>7)Small closets and no where to hide<BR/>8)Conversations that lead to everywhere, or not.<BR/>9)The only real butterfly in a rainbow club.<BR/>10)F.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com